Quote of the Week

"Instead of offering them the transformative power of the Lord Jesus Christ, we offer them positive mental imaging - how sad is that?"

Dr. Janice Crouse, as quoted by AgapePress April 21, 2003, commenting on a Methodist youth outreach program

 

"... I can't blame you for that. I wouldn't want sugar-free chocolate, either."

Overhead at a truck stop April 20, 2003 (part of a telephone conversation discussing Easter candy)

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