About the Author

The mysterious personality behind who-the-hell-knows.com lives in southern Colorado where he owns a tiny printing & publishing business and co-owns a full-service internet access provider and web hosting company.

His first exposure to the sport of auto racing came at an early age when he would attend races at the now-defunct Lakeside Speedway (google search Lakeside Speedway), a tiny dirt tract in Lakeside (not Denver), Colorado. Later, he helped at the ticket gates, and was able to spend time in the pits listening to drivers tell there tails of victory and defeat.

He prides himself on a keen sense of wit, and suffers from other delusions as well.

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