"I'm at www.who-the-hell-knows.com."  - Dale Earnhardt, Jr., August, 2002*

What happened to this site?

If you've arrived here expecting to find "insurance information" or other methods to separate you from your money - sorry, the previous person(s) and/or company gave up the domain name, and I've taken it back. The original "content" from 2002-2003 has been restored, and will be updated in the possibly-near future.

Let this be a lesson to anyone who registers a domain name for fun, and then decides to let it expire: other people of potentially questionable ethics will quickly re-register and put up all kinds of slick scams. I've spent more than two years waiting to take the domain back and restore it to its previous content-free status.

The Latest News

"News," of course, is a relative term for this site. News implies "content," but as you can see, we boast on each and every page  that we're 100% content free.

In the fine tradition of Dave Barry's 1985 book, "Bad Habits," which claims to be a 100% fact-free book, this web site is dedicated to providing you, our legions of loyal fans, volumes of information that you'll never be able to use for any practical reason.

28-January, 2006: A lot has changed since I let this domain name expire. This site currently contains the old "content," so many references are out of date, including the name of NASCAR's premier racing series. Changes will be coming.

A comment by Dale Earnhardt, Jr. during a race in August, 2002, inspired the birth of this web site . You can read a bit about that here.

Who the hell cares?

Don't ask me - but if you like the domain name whothehellcares.com, it was still available for registration the last time I checked. To see if it is still available, click here.

UPDATE: You're too late, www.whothehellcares.com is now taken.

* Quote by Dale Earnhardt, Jr. does not imply endorsement of this site or that he is even aware this site exists.

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